Christians Are Boring

Okay...before I dive into this let me say something. I realize I'm a fallen sinner. I do not claim everything I have written as truth, because I claim nothing but Scripture as complete truth. But...if you find fault with my writings, prove it to me by Scripture. And if you make it all the way through, please leave me a comment or shoot me an email or message on facebook or whatever. I would love to talk to you about the subject and hear your input on the matter.
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Let my first remark be to say that "Christianity" is not boring. With that said, let us begin.
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Christians are boring. Let that sink in for a second. Most likely you cannot. "No I'm not!" you say.
Yeah, that's what most say. That's what I said. And when I say "said", I don't mean I alone received a vision on the topic, but I obviously think differently since I'm writing this blog. 
Now, I have a tendency to write a lot...a LOT...when I am excited about a topic. With that knowledge about my self, I will try to scrape off all the jargon (love that word) from this post, and give you only the meat off the bone. However, if you are still hungry you can chew on the bone for a very long time before it's gone (I have no idea if that visual helps you at all).
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So...right to the point. Christians (myself included....as always) have made Christianity out to be extremely boring, and it is no wonder that our friends don't want to become Christians. From the very beginning (birth of Jesus) Christianity has been about a rebellion. To steal the idea from *Lecrae*, Jesus was a rebel. For thousands of years the Jews had been set in their ways and then BAM, one man comes and says things are gonna be different. Do you know why the Jewish leaders hated Jesus so much? Because of what he taught? Somewhat. But I think it mostly had to do with pride. All eyes (which had been on the priests) suddenly turned to Jesus, because he was different. He was going against the grain.
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Christians today are not going against the grain. At all. What is the most radical thing you have ever done for Jesus (this question directed mostly at myself). Preached in church once maybe? Helped at a VBS? Worked at camp? And maybe....MAYBE even worked up the courage to talk to someone about Jesus. Maybe. It strikes me funny how we have entire conferences devoted to teaching young men and women how to tell their friends about Jesus. Personally I like Jonah's technique.
"Repent or you're gonna burn!"
You scoff at this and say, "Well that would never work, and they would hate me (and Christians) if I said that. I have two things to say to that. 
1) It worked rather well for Jonah. Ninevah was just about the most evil place on the planet and the entire city turned from their wicked ways. 
2) Do you know why Ninevah repented? Because it didn't matter what Jonah said. God is the one who changes hearts. I could take this point to go into why I'm a Calvinist, but I'll save that for later. But I think most people agree that God is the ultimate one at work through salvation. 
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Now...I don't want this to distract from my main point by people asking me if this is really the ONLY way to tell others about God. Yes. Christianity is about grace, love, and forgiveness. Try to stay on my main point. All I mean by this is that it's not about the way you say it.
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Christians have forgotten that it's God who does the saving...NOT the person telling their friends about God. Not you. 
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Read Matthew 10:19 or Luke 12:11. These verses deal with persecution, but sadly relate to us today as we are more afraid of hurting our reputation than the early church was of getting burned in hot oil, or burning at the stake. Read 1 Corinthians 2:1. Who do we look to more to than Paul in the New Testament (besides Jesus), and he wasn't a spokesman. Who do we praise in the Old Testament? Moses! He hated talking to people. He was so afraid of talking to Pharaoh that God had Aaron do the talking for Moses. 
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As my acting professor says often..."It's not about the words!" Life is not about words. If it were I'd feel really bad for the mute. Life is about actions. Paul wasn't an eloquent speaker, and his works still brought (and are currently) bringing thousands to Christ. I'm pretty sure if his works weren't doing much that he wouldn't have gotten his head cut off for what he was doing. Moses wasn't the bravest man on earth. He was definitely more brave than most give him credit for, but all the same. He didn't want to go to Pharaoh, and he did very little talking when God finally "convinced" him to go. BUT...he did indeed go. And God used Moses to be the leader of the largest event in Israel's history. 
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There are two things I find extremely......odd. The first I already mentioned.
1) We have entire conferences devoted to witnessing. 
2) We pray for the persecuted church.
Let me explain...
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Christ told us that in this world we would have persecution (John 16:33). We are told many other times that life is about suffering (James 1:2-4, Romans 8:16-17, 1 Peter 4:12-14, 2 Corinthian 12:9-10).  Now, since I know many of you won't look up those verses I'll put a couple on here.
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Philippians 1:29 says, "For to you it has been granted on behalf of Christ, not only to believe in Him, but also to suffer for His sake." I want you to notice a little word in that verse that never ceases to blow my mind. "granted."  Paul says that is has been GRANTED that we suffer. Paul is like the drive-thru banker who not only gives you the money for you check but also says, "not only am I giving you this money, but here's a free sucker." (The story behind that is I loved going to the bank for free suckers when i was little....and still). 
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What would you say if someone offered you an amazing job with the stipulation that you would get flogged every day before work, and burned in oil before you left? That was rhetorical by the way. But Paul gives this offer with a completely sincere smile.
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If you are not 100% committed to following Jesus than do not read this next verses. 
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"But you have carefully followed my doctrine, manner of life, purpose, faith, longsuffering, love, perseverance, persecutions, afflictions, which happened to me at Antioch, at Iconium, at Lystra—what persecutions I endured. And out of them all the Lord delivered me.  Yes, and all who desire to live godly in Christ Jesus will suffer persecution. "
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Paul mentions 9 things which Timothy has "followed" about him. How many of them have to do with what Paul said? None. He mentions doctrine which COULD be what he said directly, but most likely refers to planned/thought out writings. 
But the thing about this passage that will hopefully change your life, is verse 12. I'll repeat it.
"Yes, and all who desire to live godly in Christ Jesus will suffer persecution. "
Let me ask you a question. Have you ever suffered for Jesus Christ? Don't answer yes without thinking about it. I'm talking about real suffering. Not "Johnny won't be my friend anymore" kind of suffering. I know I haven't. Not even close.
Let's read some more verses.
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2 Corinthians 4:8, "We are afflicted in every way." Are you? I'm not.
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1 Peter 4:12-14, "Beloved, do not think it strange concerning the fiery trial which is to try you, as though some strange thing happened to you; but rejoice to the extent that you partake of Christ’s sufferings, that when His glory is revealed, you may also be glad with exceeding joy. If you are reproached for the name of Christ, blessed are you, for the Spirit of glory and of God rests upon you. On their part He is blasphemed, but on your part He is glorified."
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What is the first thing that we pray when we feel like we are suffering?
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"God! Why? Why are you letting this happen? There must be a purpose!"
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That is a good question, but also one that was already answered a....couple thousand years ago. Peter is basically saying "Why are you surprised that you're suffering?" Suffering is just kinda "the thing" for Christians. When your friend asks you what you want to do, don't say "I don't know." Next time try, "Let's get into some serious suffering." Tell me what reaction you get.
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We are told to REJOICE in suffering. We are told that suffering brings blessing. We are told the Spirit of God rests upon the persecuted. And we are told that we shall receive glory. GLORY. If there is anything in this world that I am looking for, it boils down to about three things.
1) Love (which I have already found)
2) Answers (which I will ask till the day I die)
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3) Glory
I am not a humble man. So badly do I want glory. Glory in the life I live. Glory in the way I die. And glory in the way I am remembered. This verse promises me that glory I so desire. Though, all glory that i receive is ultimately given right back to God. Glory rarely comes in the form of an easy life. Tell me a movie you've seen where the glorious character is a bum. My favorite characters are from Gladiator, Brave heart, Lord of the Rings, 300, etc. To put it simply...they were not bums.
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I love 2 Corinthians 12:9-10. Paul is speaking about a conversation with Jesus (probably in a vision).
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"And He said to me, 'My grace is sufficient for you, for My strength is made perfect in weakness.' Therefore most gladly I will rather boast in my infirmities, that the power of Christ may rest upon me. Therefore I take pleasure in infirmities, in reproaches, in needs, in persecution, in distresses, for Christ's sake. For when I am weak, then I am strong."
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Now, I don't want to take this verse out of context. Paul is talking about a "thorn in his flesh". Some speculate that this was a physical disability or illness that Paul had. So in verse 8, Paul begs God three times for this "thorn" to be taken away. God replies that Paul is better with it. The reason I have not taken this verse out of context is because Paul uses God's words and transfers them into every area of his life. Paul decides that not only his infirmity, but everything "bad" that happens to him (persecution included) makes him stronger. "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger." Anything Satan throws at you, God can use for good. And since he knows that, Paul says that he will "take pleasure in it." Amazing.
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So let me sum this up so far. Early Christians not only suffered greatly, but they were used to it. And not only were they used to it, they counted it an honor and joy to do so.
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Now I know what you're thinking. "I...I...well I'm not afraid to suffer. I...well see...I just don't want my friends to get the wrong idea about Christianity."
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Let's go back to the Scriptures.
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In Matthew 5:11 Jesus says, "Blessed are you when they revile and persecute you, and say all kinds of evil against you falsely for My sake."
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Do you think Jesus would have said this if He expected people to accept our words with a joyful smile? Doubt it. 
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In John 15:18-19 Jesus says, “If the world hates you, you know that it hated Me before it hated you. If you were of the world, the world would love its own. Yet because you are not of the world, but I chose you out of the world, therefore the world hates you."
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If you didn't believe Paul earlier, Jesus says it too. Suffering is a guarantee...NOT a possibility.
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So the question arises, "Why are we NOT suffering?" The answer is found in the verse I just gave to you. Jesus said that the world would hate us because we "are not of the world". Time to wake up folks.
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The reason we are not hated by the world is because we ARE of this world. 
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Now, I have zero problem with "NOTW" apparel. I was just on their site today. But you know the funny thing about it? All it is...is emo clothing with the word "God" or "Truth" or something on it. Once again, I have no problem with it, and I think it's a great ministry, but I also think it helps my main point. Christians are boring. But why be creative? Let's steal mainstream clothes ideas and put "Christian" words on them! Let's get a green shirt that used to say Sprite, and make it say "Spirit!" That'll bring people to the foot of the cross for sure!
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I seriously can't believe they sell that stuff in Christian book stores. What a joke. Once again, don't boycott your local bookstore if they sell these. Just making a point. Look at our Music. "Christian" music used to mean that the lyrics would lead you to Jesus Christ. Not anymore. Now, it's anything that doesn't blaspheme Him. Example: "Daughtry". GREAT band. But please...why is he in the Christian music department? My favorite band in the world is Switchfoot. They are all Christians, and were under a Christian label for a long time, and did not like it. Why? Because they weren't Christians? No. Because they didn't feel that their lyrics were worthy of the label "Christian". They don't just sing about Jesus. They sing about politics and love also. One big reason they worked so hard to be independent was to be free from being under a Christian label. Kudos to Switchfoot.
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The word "holy" means "set apart". Christians are striving to be holy right? We are "not to be conformed to the ways of this world". But we could ask for nothing more. When I look around me all I see is a desire for conformity. My brothers and sisters in Christ are seeking every single way in which they can be a Christian yet be JUST like their unbelieving friends. I'm about to make a comment that may lose me some friends, but I believe it's true. Feel free to quote me in your gossip circles.
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If you go to a public school and are popular, you are probably not living for Jesus.
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Now, there are exceptions. Jesus could be doing great things through you, and leading others to Christ. If so...good for you. But...I doubt it.
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You want to know the two biggest reasons I hear over and over against Christians?
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1) "I don't see a difference."
Few things should strike terror into a Christian more than this. Remember what I said about "Holy"? 
Set apart. The opposite of this says that if we are NOT set apart we are "unholy". When a person whose eyes have not been opened to Christ looks at us they should only think one thing.
"I HATE that person!"
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You should have way more enemies than you have friends. I asked the question earlier, "why are we praying for the persecuted church?". Well, it's good to pray for them, but not the way we have been. We always pray that God would protect them. 
Why? 
To ask for protection would be to rob them of the suffering and persecution that they have been granted. Maybe we should start praying that God would grant that they might suffer greatly for the sake of the cross. Put "maybe" aside. We SHOULD be praying this. 
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We often thank God for living in a free country where we can worship freely. I too am thankful to God for living in the greatest country on earth. But...maybe we should add a little to that prayer. 
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"God thank you for this free country where I can worship freely...but I'd appreciate it if you'd send someone into my life who hates me and wants to hurt me." This sounds humorous, but I'm completely serious. Do you want to know where Christianity is growing the quickest? Where it's outlawed. Christianity is growing like a wildfire where people get killed if they believe it. You want to know what country is declining rapidly in Christians? The United States of America. Why? Because Americans have made Christianity look extremely boring.
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The second reason unbelievers give for no being interested in Christianity is
"It's just about rules."
Sadly, this is true, and it goes hand in hand with not being able to see a difference. You see, the only difference unbelievers DO see in us is our rules. It's so sad because it's NOT about rules...at all. But Christians obsess over rules. We have entire conferences devoted to whether or not dating is right, and "how far" to go in a dating experience. What a waste of time and money. Maybe if you read your Bible once in a while you'd figure it out. 
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Now, if you take the two reasons the world isn't interested, you can boil it down to one thing.
1) Christians in America are boring!
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I've never heard anyone make fun of a Chinese Christian, or a believer in Korea. Why? Because they are DIFFERENT. I don't make fun of the terrorist who ran into the trade towers. You know why? I'm not bitter at them for attacking my country. I'm mad at Satan who has betrayed them by telling them what they believed was right. To be honest, I greatly respect those men who attacked me. They believed in something with all their heart, and gave their life for it. They didn't care what people thought about them, or what happened to them, because they "knew" what they were doing was right. What great, misled men. 
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In my fallen mind, it's a shame they aren't the ones making it to Heaven, when we American "Christians" sit in America complaining that a movie just came out making fun of Christians. Well, to be brutally honest there is a lot to make fun of! It's sickening! Christians are swearing/cussing, having sex outside of marriage, divorcing, lying, cheating, stealing, lusting, back-talking, and hating at the same rate as everyone else. You know why? It's because we are trying to get as close to "the line" as we can without sinning...and then we trip.
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You know what happens when you go to the edge of a cliff and you trip? 
You fall and die. 
One of the saddest things Christians do is make fun of conservative Christians. Oh how we are breaking 1 Thessalonians 5:11! 
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"Therefore comfort each other and edify one another, just as you also are doing." 
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I am more guilty than many in this area. How often do we make fun of the family who makes their boys wear nice shirts and ties all the time, and makes the girls wear dresses? Oh how I wish I were more conservative! Every day I try to become more conservative in some way. Here's why:
If you go to the edge of a cliff and you trip...you die.
BUT
If you stay far far away from the cliff to begin with, and you trip...
you are still far away from the cliff.
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An easy concept, but not easily practiced. I respect conservative families so very much. They are actually DIFFERENT. In a small way yes, but all the same they are set apart. 
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You see, all we have ever been taught in church is that Christianity is about faith and not about works. FALSE!!!!!
False.
False.
False.
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Have you never read the book of James?! Try reading James 1 and 2 and saying Christianity is not about works. Now, do works save us? No. Of course not. But just like suffering is a given to ours lives, so are works. James says that faith without works is dead. Another way he could have said this is that faith without works is pointless.
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Have you ever walked on a treadmill? If so, when you walk, how far do you get? Nowhere. What if you walk REALLY hard, flailing your arms like a drunk speed walker? Still nowhere. That's what it's like to be a Christian without works. You are still in fact a Christian, but you're getting nowhere. I feel as if Christians have become afraid of works with all this anti-works preaching. If becoming a Christian was just about being "saved", then why wouldn't God just kill us and get it over with?
I can just see it. 
"Jesus...please come into my heart."
*BAM* Lightening bolt from God and you're in Heaven. 
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God wants us to DO things for him. Christianity is the only religion which leads to eternal life. It's also the only religion that's not doing anything about it. Muslims are crashing planes, Buddhists are giving up all desires of the flesh, and Hindus go on pilgrimages. 
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Christians attend Bible Study sometimes when they aren't at track practice, because their parents make them. In my opinion, other religions have just about everything going better than us except for their Theology. Why aren't we going on pilgrimages, fasting, and living in caves to better experience God? People notice those things. I recently did a study on world religions. Siddhartha Gautama (Buddha) was born an extremely wealthy prince. There was nothing that he lacked except the knowledge of evil. When he discovered this knowledge he sought answers. He left the comforts of home and went on a journey to find these answers. It was then that he received his revelation. After receiving his knowledge of Nirvana, he gave up all earthly desires for his faith. His life became about giving up everything of himself, all earthly desires, for what he believed in. 
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Does that sound familiar to you? Sounds a lot like Christianity to me. The truth is, Siddhartha was not far from the Kingdom. After his death, Siddhartha's followers changed a lot of things. Siddhartha never desired to be worshipped. 
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Now, don't worry. I'm not turning Buddhist. What I'm saying is that we need to learn from these "wrong" religions. We must take the good they have, and add it to our faith. We have Jesus, but they have so many of the things Jesus talked about. 
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Christians need to stop sending missionaries to other countries. Other countries understand what it means to take up their cross. America is in need of some missionaries. Maybe we could get some people from China in our arenas speaking about how awesome it is to live every day of your life under the threat of death. 
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You think we have it easy as Christians here in America? You're wrong. The hardest country on earth to be a Christian in is the United States of America. Why? Because it's easy. 
When you wake up in your American bed you pray, "God help me take up my cross," and then you go to school with all your unbelieving friends who think you are the coolest kid on earth.
When you wake up in your Chinese bed you pray, "God help me take up my cross," and then a police officer walks in the door and puts a gun to your head asking you if you're a Christian. You smile and whisper a silent "thank you." 
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People in America turn to God because they had too much fun and got in trouble. 

People in China turn to God to have some fun getting in trouble. 
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Oh God! Please let America has some fun too!
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I don't know how often I hear Christians say they are scared of "what their friends will think." 

My first thought is, "who gives a *alternative word*.
My second is this: If you really want to be respected by your friends. Die. 
It's that easy. Go find some guy with a gun in a dark alley. Tell him about Jesus. BOOM. You're in Heaven and you're friend back here is thinking, "Wow. He was actually serious."
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You want to know why the polls show that America has more Christians than there seems to be? Because most of them aren't Christians. I think our revivals should only consist of preachers who warn people that if they become a Christian they will most likely get skinned alive. There would be much fewer converts, BUT they would be sincere about following Jesus. 
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Everyone is trying to make Christianity look like this Barbie doll religion where everyone is happy happy all day long. It's not. There is pain. Hurt. Suffering. We are called to give up everything. Never look back. Though none go with me, still I will follow. How far we have strayed.
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I want you to think of the best friend you have right now who is not a Christian. Realize this right now before it's too late. They are going to Hell! Hell. Where they will burn in the Lake of Fire, tormented day and night for eternity. But most importantly, they will be unloved and alone. They will think all day long how they wished they would have come to Jesus. And they will curse you for not telling them.
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So stop you whining about "what they will think of you." Give it your best shot. Maybe al that will come out is:
"Uh...so I'm a Christian and going to Heaven but...uh....you aren't."
God can use that.
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The saddest thing is that you probably won't even do that.
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Everybody loves a rebel. Everybody loves a radical. Everybody loves a martyr.


American Christians are none of these.